During the last 9 months, I have spent a ridiculous amount of hours watching pundits discuss and dissect poll information. How will whites, blacks, Hispanics, and Asians vote? What are the concerns of the blue collar voters? Educated or low-information voters? Will women focus on gender? Have the male voters been forgotten?
But thanks to The Onion, my work has not been in vain, because I can handle the questions about the 430 different voting blocs! Soooo funny!